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So, this old woman...

calls the fire department screaming frantically into the phone

"OH MY GOD, YOU'VE GOT TO COME QUICK, THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE, OH MY GOD, I'M GONNA DIE, YOU'VE GOTTA COME QUICK..."

Fireman says "Ma'am, just calm down a minute, you've got to tell me how to get there."

"Don't you still have those big red trucks?"

This entry was posted by the Cat, on Thursday, February 26, 2004.



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