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A man and his drinking buddies

are sitting at the bar when the man says "Get this, last night while I was here with you guys, a burglar broke into my house."

"Did he get anything?" one of his pals asked.

"Yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken nuts."

"How did that happen?" another pal asked.

"The wife thought it was me coming home drunk," the man replied.

This entry was posted by the Cat, on Sunday, August 08, 2004.

“A man and his drinking buddies”