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"So, I was feeling sexy,

and I says to my better half, 'Baby, hurt me like you mean it.'"

She looked at me for a second and then said, "Okay, I'm in love with your brother, I'm moving out today, and I'm taking the dog!"

This entry was posted by the Cat, on Thursday, November 04, 2004.

“"So, I was feeling sexy,”