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A man went into the psychiatrist's office.

She decided to assess his condition by administering a Rorschach test.

She showed him the first inkblot and said, "Tell me what you see."

The man answered, "I see people having sex."

She made a note, and then showed him the next card.

Again, he said, "I see people having sex."

After a third, fourth, and fifth card, he kept saying the same thing:

"People having sex."

When he said the same thing the sixth time, the psychiatrist lost her patience. "Why is it that every time I show you an inkblot, you say you see people having sex?!?"

"You're one to talk," answered the man. "You're the one showing me all the dirty pictures."

This entry was posted by the Cat, on Tuesday, October 17, 2006.

“A man went into the psychiatrist's office.”