College paper
Wednesday, December 31, 2003 by the Cat
...a young lady doing a paper on a local town's utility process calls and asked "if the 'Public Works' is privately owned?"
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dad saysFriday, December 26, 2003 by the Cat
...don't those people in California get it? Floods, fires, mud slides, hurricanes, riots. Listening to the news about California is like reading about the book of revelations in the bible...
dirtyTuesday, December 23, 2003 by the Cat
the dirtiest place in a public bathroom...
the lever of the soap dispenser that says 'pull foward'.... (shivers)
sun riseby the Cat
bright orange sun, spread across the windshield
a red light being ran, smile for the camera probably a ticket in the future not five minutes later, pupils still full of tangerine S.U.V. coming from other way, pulls into intersection adrenaline rush, smoking tires missed the nasty situation by only inches he had no excuse, the rising sun behind him.
JeopardyThursday, December 18, 2003 by the Cat
Alex: What baby Jesus was laying on in the manger?
Contestant #2: What is On his head? Alex: Uh, no
VH1Tuesday, December 09, 2003 by the Cat
billy idol talks about his anti-wedding, 'white wedding' song
...then i found out my sister was getting married and that she was sort of pregnant sort of? ...she's still married with four kids...
kid talkMonday, December 08, 2003 by the Cat
a co-worker once said...
...so i took my almost 4 year old nephew out of the hair of his parents one Saturday. I take him to McDonald's to eat. We're standing in line and I'm looking up at the menu when i feel him move sorta funny. I look down and he's pulling on this attractive woman's skirt... he looks up at me, while still tuggin and says... "gud enuff to eat"...
nfl goof upSunday, December 07, 2003 by the Cat
what's that say on the screen... who's WBH?
WBH? what are you seeing? up there in the corner... see... WBH... i think that's Washington (3rd person) looks like WBH over here too... yeah it's Washington... i was just wondering... (3rd person) yeah.... WBH... it's the new team... the white boy............ the white boy honkies.... {Laughter} (3rd person) ...the white boy honkies.... wonder what their mascot would be......
instant reminderby the Cat
"..... monkey..."
"Monkey!! hold on to that thought" (rush to closet, pull out plastic bag with various objects, hand it over) (pulls out teddy bear) "look babe... it's an english bear...." (looks questionly) "you left it here when you went to the park" babe - "oh... that's right" "you we're reminded of an English Bear by 'monkey'....?"
breakfast conversationby the Cat
ya know, it's your typical 8' by 8' dog house
(the mind measures mentally and the eyebrows rise...) i got two labs... leave me alone...
heightsSaturday, December 06, 2003 by the Cat
(thump)
hmmm... i like the sight from up here... oh... what's this.... (sniff, sniff) not sure... what's that over............ honey, cat's on the counter again... get down!! (thump)
StrobesFriday, December 05, 2003 by the Cat
What's that?
huh? that noise... fire engines... wow... one....two...three....four... they coming this way? no... they went righ..... wait.... they're turning around... maybe they are coming this... no... they passed by... just up the road a bit oh good... well... not for the folks they are going to... but good that they're there... yeah... One loves to watch the strobing lights till they're headed towards them
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