thank you for calling (Grocery Store), this is Amy, how can I help you?"

"Hi Amy, yes, I was wondering if you could look and see if you have something in stock?"

"Yes we can, what is the item sir?"

"Dehydrated Water."

"Please hold for a moment, I'll get someone to look."

...

"Can I help you?"

"I was holding on the Dehydrated Water."

"Oh, It'll be one more moment sir."

"Okay, thank you."

...

"Sir?"

"Yes?"

"I'm sorry, we don't carry that, we have regular and flavored water. The stocking manager says you can try our (other location) and see if they carry it."

"Oh well, ok, thank you for looking."

"No problem sir, have a great day."

"You too."

with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."

With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."

And then finally, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."

He sat down.

The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn number 365: "Shall We Gather at the River."

with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "Want coffee."

Waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up."

The Indian drinks the coffee in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of animal to splatter everywhere, and then walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Want coffee."

The waiter says, "Whoa! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was that all about, anyway?"

The Indian smiles and says proudly, "Me training for upper management position: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day."