A man and his drinking buddies
Sunday, August 08, 2004 by the Cat
are sitting at the bar when the man says "Get this, last night while I was here with you guys, a burglar broke into my house."
"Did he get anything?" one of his pals asked.
"Yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken nuts."
"How did that happen?" another pal asked.
"The wife thought it was me coming home drunk," the man replied.
"Did he get anything?" one of his pals asked.
"Yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken nuts."
"How did that happen?" another pal asked.
"The wife thought it was me coming home drunk," the man replied.