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"So, I was feeling sexy,

Thursday, November 04, 2004 by the Cat

and I says to my better half, 'Baby, hurt me like you mean it.'"

She looked at me for a second and then said, "Okay, I'm in love with your brother, I'm moving out today, and I'm taking the dog!"